I think Facebook statuses are silly. It’s fun to think up things to say that mean something to the people who know you, and a challenge to say what you mean with so few words. I think it’s silly that we all talk in the third person in our statuses, which is a sign of mental illness. But I’m wondering: is my almost pathological desire to comply with the point-of-view set forth by Facebook a result of my impending “mental disease or defect”? Or is it really just because I’m an English major and it seriously BOTHERS me to break a cardinal rule of English grammar? Stay true to the point-of-view, people!