So a lot has happened around these parts lately, and I have had neither the time nor the inclination to write most of it down here. But the short of it is that I have a job at the Eagle (it’s going well), and I’ve moved across town to live with my friends Allison and Dominic (her husband). It’s been fun so far, and not in the least because of their dog. Please allow me to humbly introduce you to the Madam Yogurta Bearwood (her Hollywood name). Here is a sample shot from her extensive portfolio:

She is a wonderfully talented dog, and loved and adored by fans the world over. What’s that you say? You want to see more? Well, alright. She is, afterall, in very high demand these days (people fight over who gets to wait on the Madam when her handlers [her humans, Allison and Dominic] go out of town). So without further ado, I present to you clear evidence of Madam Bearwood’s exceptional expressions of emotion.

I love Ms. Bearwood, and despite her troubled past (cruelly abandoned by her parents in the back of Dominic’s truck when she was just a wee pup), she has grown into a talented, graceful, and gorgeous young starlet. She’s the alpha female of Hollywood, and her reign has only just begun.