My Inbox is a veritable treasure-trove of email love.

From: L, Allison
To: P, Heather
Subject:welcome back

James: Am I crazy, or did I just see heather log in?
a_la2003: oh you are not crazy sir
a_la2003: she is a beacon of joy booming from her cubicle into our dimly lit office
a_la2003: how poetic
James: And how!
a_la2003: come and say hi
James: I can see the light of her presence breaking around the corner .
James: Do you think she will remember me ?
a_la2003: i think she may
James: I will wait a bit….. keep the excitement of our reunion as an incentive to be more productive in my work.
James: How ’bout that?
a_la2003: o ok
a_la2003: well don’t wait too long
James: Why, will her light expire?
a_la2003: well, maybe.. i don’t know
a_la2003: it’s a magical thing.. I have no control over it
James: Ah, gotcha. good call.

From: L, Allison
To: P, Heather
Subject:Re: good stuff!!!

and yet you are checking your teexmail.. wtf. go do something non work related crazy pants

>>> Heather P 2/16/2007 2:31 PM >>>
HAHA that’s amazing. know what else is amazing? that im at home and youre at work. sucks, huh?

>>> Allison L 02/16/07 2:30 PM >>>
because she says that’s what her daughter calls her because she only signs her name B. Vass

>>> Heather P 2/16/2007 2:29 PM >>>
why beavus?

>>> Allison L 02/16/07 1:38 PM >>>
barbara is now Beavus. don’t ask questions just do it.