“Ethan [her very young son] likes to put on my earrings and put on my dresses and run up to his dad like, ‘Look Daddy, isn’t my dress pretty?’”
…I have nothing to say about that.

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“I am SO backed up right now.”
…Do with that what you will.
(ps- For once it wasn’t me that said it.)

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From: Allison L
To: P, Heather
Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
heather,
i’m bored. this is horrible. please come back…. COOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!! when you get back you should bring some headphones with you because I found a great website where you can watch tv episodes for free and without commercials. but until you come back I’m not sharing because I’m [...]

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And for the second time, heeeeeeeeeere’s Allison!
So I watch a lot of TV. More than I should really, but I can’t help getting sucked in to shallow frivolousness that is reality television. And I know that a lot of people have written about their love of reality TV, A LOT. But my love is [...]

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Sometimes I like my job. Sometimes. Because sometimes, I get to do cool stuff. Like go out to the Riverside campus and shoot pictures of lab stuff (which was actually sort of lame, nothing blew up) and then walk over to the main building and look at the inert closet! What is the inert closet [...]

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She’s leaving me! :*(

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Out at the UXO (unexploded ordinance- basically, unexploded bombs) testing range this morning:
My escort: “Hey –, how’s it goin’?”
Some guy sittin’ on a fence (I don’t remember his name): “Great.”
My escort: “Just hangin’ out, huh?”
Dude: “Yeah man! Blowin’ stuff up is a great way to make a living!”

KABOOM! I love my job sometimes. [...]

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This is Allison. Allison is cute. She is silly. And she is “shnugglie.”

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DaisiesRockOn: omg this is hilarious
DaisiesRockOn: we’re making up like a whole entire story for our superheroes
DaisiesRockOn: she’s The Exfoliator, and im RazorBlade
aggiejan08: YESSS
aggiejan08: come shave me!
aggiejan08: get it??
aggiejan08: instead of save??
DaisiesRockOn: LMAO
aggiejan08: you shave the day!
DaisiesRockOn: omg yes i get it
DaisiesRockOn: but that’s so gross
aggiejan08: it really is
DaisiesRockOn: i dont do personal shavings this isnt [...]

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DaisiesRockOn: dude now look at my blog
DaisiesRockOn: and let me know if you wanna hire us
aggiejan08: in a heartbeat
DaisiesRockOn: can you afford us?
aggiejan08: once i get my settlement lettuce.

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