“The secret of financial success is to spend what you have left after saving, instead of saving what you have left after spending.”
Booyah.

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This comes to us courtesy of Amanda’s AIM away message.
How is it they live in such harmony the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
Saint Thomas Aquinas
I like it.

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…Who determined where the keys go on the keyboard?
oooo, update:
Janet says she knows:
aggiejan08: i kinda know the answer to that
daisiesrockon: fo real?
aggiejan08: some dude figured out the letters most used in the english language
aggiejan08: and arranged them accordingly
aggiejan08: into the qwerty keyboard
Well there you go.

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From: E Mommy (ICE)
I can see your picture and u r beautiful
1:06pm 4/11/08

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12:08:57 AM elysium2004: hahahahaha…..forget 60 years….let’s go start our own crotchety lady buggy company in…..mmmmm…15?
12:09:20 AM elysium2004: we can drive all over Europe in the carriages and take our belgian goodies with us everywhere
12:09:39 AM Heather : YES
12:09:46 AM Heather : WE CAN BE BELGIAN BAG LADIES
12:09:54 AM elysium2004: whooo hooo!!!
12:09:57 AM Heather : [...]

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me: i found a jesus sticker on the ground.
janet: congratulations?
m: just thought i would let you know.
j: thank you! even jesus enjoys time on the ground.
m: lol is that so?
j: yeth.
m: good to know.

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daisiesrockon: cuz brian smith (a usar guy) is the announcer
aggiejan08: sweeeeet
aggiejan08: i’m so there
aggiejan08: usar…underwater search and rescue?
aggiejan08: underwear/swimsuit apparel representatives?
aggiejan08: untimely statements and requests?
daisiesrockon: um
daisiesrockon: urban search and rescue
aggiejan08: OH
aggiejan08: that works too
daisiesrockon: right.

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“Where’s your car?”
“Um, Row E, at the very end, next to that thing that gives off light in the darkness. What’s it called? I’m drawing a blank.”
“Jesus?”
“Yes, exactly. My car is parked on Row E, at the very end next to Jesus.”
“Gotcha.”

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“Is that jersey knit?”
“Nooooo, it’s panty knit.”

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I found this on Facebook and I really like it and thought I’d share. Apparently it’s by George Carlin, but I can’t verify that (oh wait, no, I can, I’m just too lazy).
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We [...]

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