DaisiesRockOn: omg this is hilarious
DaisiesRockOn: we’re making up like a whole entire story for our superheroes
DaisiesRockOn: she’s The Exfoliator, and im RazorBlade
aggiejan08: YESSS
aggiejan08: come shave me!
aggiejan08: get it??
aggiejan08: instead of save??
DaisiesRockOn: LMAO
aggiejan08: you shave the day!
DaisiesRockOn: omg yes i get it
DaisiesRockOn: but that’s so gross
aggiejan08: it really is
DaisiesRockOn: i dont do personal shavings this isnt [...]

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DaisiesRockOn: dude now look at my blog
DaisiesRockOn: and let me know if you wanna hire us
aggiejan08: in a heartbeat
DaisiesRockOn: can you afford us?
aggiejan08: once i get my settlement lettuce.

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Hire us! We can be had for a very affordable price, depending on the grade of villian.
Grade D Villian: $100/hr
Grade C Villian: $200/hr
Grade B Villian: $300/hr
Grade A Villian: $600/hr (hey, it’s a higher risk of bodily harm for us!)

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aggiejan08: omg. those pictures just made me cry laughing
DaisiesRockOn: haha arent they awesome?
aggiejan08: amazing
DaisiesRockOn: and i havent even posted the ones of us being hebrew or superheroes yet
DaisiesRockOn: lol
aggiejan08: hebrew national hot dogs.
DaisiesRockOn: um
DaisiesRockOn: not quite
DaisiesRockOn: although we prollie could be
aggiejan08: haha
aggiejan08: no that’s me. i tan with ketchup.
DaisiesRockOn: and mustard!
aggiejan08: im not on the [...]

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Because seriously? We have nothing better to do at work.
My inspiration:

The original:

A throne room according to Google:

If I were queen of a city:

Ruins:

Allison’s inspiration:

The original:

Allison dramatic:

Allison on an altar since Google couldn’t find any legit beds or pedastals:

No really, we couldn’t find any legit beds:

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Holy Canada did I have a fun evening. After work I loafed at home for a while (okay so that part was restful but boring) but then I went to Chipotle with Tedders (nice to see that my brother still exists. No me gusta him not living here anymore. He and Ashley should move here. [...]

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Women In Art
Intriguing. And beautiful. And pretty much awesome.

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“Someday, when I’m in therapy, my therapist and I are going to talk about this and we’re going to explore the reasons why you try to seduce me every night.”

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Been thinking a lot lately about various topics, but since this imports to Facebook and I don’t necessarily want everyone reading it, I’ll probably just write about it in my other, SECRET blog that no one but people I’ve never met on the internet knows about.
Oh, I’m just kidding.
…Or am I?
You get a picture [...]

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Me: “Can you imagine being the guy who’s like, ‘I’m the cop in the Fresh Prince of BelAir intro!’”
Monica: “HECK YEAH, that dude gets SO MANY ladies!”

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